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Plinkett Reviews'; done by Mike Stoklasa, who plays Plinkett, the reviews tackle various sci-fi films in a manner akin to other video reviewers such as. In these reviews, Plinkett is an elderly man (he claims in one review to be 119 years old) with and tendencies who's been in various marriages where his wives have died under suspicious circumstances (and he routinely kidnaps other women as well). To date, Plinkett has reviewed:. All four films. Three films: (the most famous review; it was re-released in 3D to 'celebrate' the film's re-release in 3D), and. (his shortest review to date at a mere 20 minutes). Baby's Day Out.

The 2009 reboot (a positive review, at that). Cop Dog. Plinkett also released a -style for The Phantom Menace (for anyone who was willing to watch it again, anyway). Criticism of the Star Wars prequels can normally be written off as easy (as well as being a bit behind the times), but the Phantom Menace review was widely spread around the internet and was even tweeted about by celebrities such as Damon Lindelof and Simon Pegg. Plinkett's reviews, while often containing borderline dark and tasteless humor, offer many insightful explanations as to why the prequels pale in comparison to Lucas' original trilogy—and these explanations don't involve Jar-Jar (he's barely mentioned throughout all three reviews). Some key critiques of the prequels include:.

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How much exposition is given through dialog and talking heads when compared to simple visuals from the original works. (Note how long the discussion of events of in the establishing shots of Revenge of the Sith are.) Also the fact that despite this, core concepts like who the Trade Federation is and what the original dispute is about are never explained and so nothing really makes sense. The lack of anything resembling an empathetic character for the audience to relate to (including the complete lack of a central protagonist in Phantom Menace). In the Phantom Menace review, Mr.

Plinkett gave four separate people the task of describing four characters (Han Solo, C-3PO, Queen Amidala, and Qui-Gon Jinn) without mentioning their appearances or actions—while they each were able to expound greatly on the first two, they all fumbled for words for the prequel characters. The extravagance and over-reliance on special effects and blue-screen filming to create a fantastic world in lieu of actual story. (At one point, Plinkett to a much younger George Lucas, who once said special effects were a means to an end.).

The 'dissolution of tension' in nearly every scene that should be exciting, mainly because viewers either don't care about or don't understand what's at stake in the scene (e.g. The fight scene with Darth Maul), don't understand what's happening (due to poor storytelling and/or cluttered visuals), or can't project ourselves into the (e.g. The overly long light saber duel over an erupting volcano in Sith). from the original trilogy without understanding why such scenes worked on their own in the first place. (In the Attack of the Clones review, Plinkett compares Leia's desperation at losing Han Solo to Boba Fett at the end of The Empire Strikes Back—and the audience's emotional investment in those events—to Amidala's weak retort at failing to capture Count Dooku.) While there are a few overly-nerdy jabs at continuity and nitpicking at illogical story elements, much of the commentary is given from a filmmaker's point of view, which made the reviews enlightening for numerous viewers. A number of Star Wars fans —and one fan even wrote a 117-page rebuttal of the Phantom Menace review (which Plinkett ). The style of the Star Wars reviews (and the reviews which followed those) are similar in style to his earlier Star Trek movie reviews (though those reviews nitpicked even more, mostly about details and inconsistencies between the movies and the show).

In addition to the Plinkett reviews, RLM also hosts 'Half in the Bag', a traditional review series featuring Stoklasa and Jay Bauman discussing new releases. The show is more in the style of, and while the two are supposed to be repairing Plinkett's VCR, they usually spend the whole time drinking beers and reviewing movies.

The Plinkett character also appears, played by Rich Evans.now this is where it gets complex. RedLetterMedia provides examples of the following tropes:.: At the end of his review, Plinkett sadly rolls away into the sunset in his wheelchair, reciting, looking very much like it's the last episode. Then he suddenly remembers that he needs to review movies and the movies.: In the commentary for the History of Plinkett Documentary, Plinkett reveals that his father used to hit him.: Plinkett gives off an air of this at first glance, what with his insightful criticisms and snarky quips. That is his until insanity and horrible actions start to slip through.: Plinkett being apprehended by the police.

It happens at the end of his Phantom Menace review, it's mentioned that he's 'in the clink' in the Attack of the Clones preview, and then it's never mentioned again. 'Stay back, coppers, I'm packin' heat!' .: You'd need a drink, too, if you had to review these movies. '.Point is, I'm still not sure what the Trade Federation ships were there to do. What matters is the MOVIE!!'

.:: Plinkett claims that Cop Dog was originally meant to be a dark psychological thriller directed by Todd Solondz. Qui-Gon Jinn is a drunkard. The Jedi are a bunch of disorganized. Jar-Jar Binks was inspired by Tara Reid on a bender. The maid in Baby's Day Out is the baby's real mother, and Mrs. Cotwell is into servant sex.

The kid in Cop Dog is a jibbering lunatic. Indiana Jones and Mac are closeted gay lovers. Adam Sandler has actually been pulling a with his movies.: Invoked in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull review where Plinkett states that the scene where Mutt uses a snake as a rope to get Indy out of quicksand couldn't happen since the snake would get ripped in half. Plinkett: I don't know, it just doesn't seem realistic to me. Now go ahead and post comments about how people have used snakes as ropes for years in the Amazon or whatever, you fuckin assho-.: Mr Plinkett himself. Apparently, he made out with George Lucas and he compliments William Shatner's 'merkin' in the Star Trek the. Star Trek review.

We should also remember that he's a deranged, psychotic, senile old man who's frequently drunk, so make what you will of his occasional hilarious offhand comments.: Plinkett dispenses several of these over the course of reviewing the prequel trilogy, but at the end of the Revenge of the Sith review, and as the very last line of the review proper, he distills everything he's said into a single sentence. And then Yoda tells Obiwan that he should talk to Qui-Gon's ghost! ( plays) WHAT THE FUCK?! No-one-evermentionedanyoneeverdevertime 'bout talkin' to ghosts!!!!!!'

.: Hookers, claims he raped the Millennium Falcon.and his cat. He also fucks sharks for breakfast.: The entire quote by, in the reviews of all three prequels: 'And again, it's like poetry, it's sort of, they rhyme. Every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one.'

. Another quote by his, Rick McCallum, repeated almost as often: '.

Plinkett: Plus they (savage cultures without technology) don't got things like antibiotics, indoor plumbing, or Taco Bell. Elsa Schneider's include 'Nazi, Whore, Liar,.' .: 'Man In A Black Cloak'.: Mike admitted in the comments for Half in the Bag's review of that he was well-aware of the airing, and implied it was an inspiration.: Mike considers an underrated gem, and occasionally includes a clip as an examples of correct storytelling. While on-screen, Mike's brand of humor revolves around and lampshading, Gary Shandling-style.: He's killed several of his ex-girlfriends and wives, several Koreans, and now needs to go because his cat isn't going to milk itself.: In the Episode 3 review, he talks about the 'funniest scene in movie history'. He goes through the part when Vader arises in detail, and shows the moment as.

Yoda telling Obi-Wan to talk to Qui-Gon's ghost.: In a variation, he says the latest actually is better if you think of it as a movie instead of a movie. He also says that it's a better SW film than the prequels.: At the end of the Phantom Menace review, he says that the part where a floating pizza roll told him to go murder his wife was really strange. Plinkett said he didn't understand how it fit into The Phantom Menace either.: ', shut yer trap! Let her go look for her baby, she'd probably've found it by now.

You '. Gives one to Rick McCallum during a later use of the 'its so dense' line.: His discovery of the Revenge of the Sith dvd inside his Baby's Day Out case. And again in his review of. Nadine: What do you want, man-in-a-black-cloak-who-is-not-a-trademarked-character-of-Lucas-Limited? Palpatine: I see you know my name.: 'I ain't never read one a 'dem, or any books in general for that matter!' .

'I mean, even when Cop and a Half half-assed it, it was still three-quarters cop!.Wait, gotta check my math on that. cue -Yeah I'm right.' Plinkett advocates drinking the real deal to make all memories of the prequels go away.: 'Classic images are as identifiable and well-known as, like, the McDonald’s logo, Santa Claus, Superman, and dog crap.' . The Dog Who Saved Christmas, The Dog Who Ruined Christmas, The Dog Who Got Shot Out Back for Ruining Christmas.: So, so many. Particularly among Plinkett's digressions about his past victims.: There's a reason this page is 99% about Mr. Plinkett despite being a page for all of Red Letter Media's productions.

It's what we did to the Indians on Earth, and look how that turned out! We have so many wonderful casinos.: Nadine the Hooker seems to have become one, as the trailer for the review shows her heading to Plinkett's house to kill him and apparently being insane herself.: 'Every character is dumb! But who's the dumbdest? Let's find out.' . Mmm, pizza rolls.

They're hot, and pizza-y. No wait, we need.well, we sure need somethingens.' .: His duel with Nadine.: ' '. Inserting sexual innuendo into 'what could have been '. '??????????????????' (Most often used during clips of anything said by in behind-the-scenes interviews.).

The mom in Cop Dog calculating the cost of the psychotherapy her son needs.: His theory for why there aren't more direct-to-DVD movies featuring cats instead of dogs.: 'movie title is whatever. 'You might not have noticed some visual element of the movie he's discussing - but.' .: 'The only kid in that talks dies.All of them die. These are positive changes.' .: Plinkett is fond of these.: After condensing his reviews of dog-themed kid's movies into one unintelligible, mumbling cacophony, Plinkett concludes that it was a horrible idea: 'I totally forgot to include Karate Dog and Santa Paws!' .

There's a good one in the Revenge of the Sith review. 'You're going to watch it! You understand?! YOU'RE GONNA WATCH IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!' .

Seems to have gained the of 'The Scary Voice' amongst some fans.: Plinkett says that Baby's Day Out is in fact what it says it is, about a baby out loose in the city. The one positive about the movie. Plinkett's face actually has been seen in several instances, both in illustrations and in a still photo from one of the Star Trek reviews. Throughout the Star Wars material, however, Mr. Plinkett seems to be abiding by this trope; we see only his first person perspective while he wanders through his basement and captures women. Averted in the Revenge of Nadine video. The trailer for his review reveals that there are in fact two Plinketts, and the one we've seen is not the one who does the reviews.

No it doesn't make any sense, did you think it was supposed to?.: Cate Blanchett's impressive turn as. TV Show Picard—we'll call him Larry. /ToplessnessFromTheBack: The inclusion in his Avatar review of the iconic shot of Rose from Titanic dropping her robe to show her butt to the audience. May also apply to his sex puns (with accompanying sexy pictures) for Megan Fox, Natalie Portman and Chris Pine.: Arguably the Baby's Day Out review and Cop Dog review to some fans, as no one would really care much about these movies and would rather see Plinkett review another important Blockbuster.

These shorter reviews would tease the audience for the next major review.: Plinkett says that the Star Trek remake took minor character traits from all the original crew members and ELECTRIFIED them, to make the characters more interesting. Also applies to Plinkett himself; in the earlier reviews his penchant for murder is just hinted at with a few offhand comments, while in the later reviews we actually see him tormenting his victims and his serial-killer tendencies are mentioned much more often and become much more central to his character.: Reviewing Star Trek (2009) creates an alternate timeline where Plinkett's cat is still alive.

Cue the chaos. 'Bambi's still alive in this timeline!Only, now she's my first cat.' .: 'YOU'LL TRY TO ESCAPE JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE!' He says near the end of the Episode II review to the two girls making the Puzzles.: Plinkett tears into Episode I for this happening at the climax. Well, not him so much as selected clips of Lucas and co. Looking less than comfortable about having done this and not being able to change it so late in production.: Parodied in Plinkett's occasional youtube updates where Palpatine harasses him into making reviews, although these mostly exist so he can show off his impressive Ian McDiarmid impression.

The page rebuttal to the TPM review is, however, astoundingly real.: Plinkett blames for creating a rapid burnout and causing the temporary death of.: 'I'm sure they cleared it with PETI.' .: Home Infant Comedy Injury. (Or 'hickey'.).:.: Occasionally in their work, as Mike seems in their films. Most memorably, the two main female characters of the RLM short 'The Great Space Jam' size up one another's racks before deploying them as weapons.: In his review of The Phantom Menace when a plot hole so enrages him he begins to wonder if someone was screwing with his meds, leading to an. In which he repeats 'who's fucking with my medicine?!' While he scoops several into a paper envelope before slurring 'what's wrong with me?!'

And blacking out. And again in his Attack Of The Clones review upon seeing the prop from Star Trek that has red lights moving back and forth in one of the clips and then seeing PKE meters being used in. 'Geez, you stupid people need to learn your history right.'

. 'This film is racist against Chinamen!'

. 'Babies are fragile! This kind of disgusting, misleading and irresponsible film should've never been made! Now to talk about my favorite scene: The one where Baby Bink is trapped in a gorilla cage and nearly eaten alive.' .

'Can't they leave this sex stuff out of a kid's movie? I mean, kids have up until they're eight to start havin' sex, leave 'em with those precious few years of innocence, for God's sake!' .

'What kind of an idiot would take the time to You must be a real stupid asshole.' . Generations and Crystal Skull convinces Plinkett that it's time for retirement, and he for good.Wait, who's gonna review The Matrix, Twilight, and? 'Shit, I ain't even close to done yet!!' .: Another pet peeve of Plinkett, such as Padme being transferred to be processed, even though the villains not knowing what happened to the Jedis and the fact she's central to their entire plans.: Ends up breaking his TV.: 'Pantaloons'.: Dubbed the 2009 Star Trek a 'guilty pleasure' - much like his pole-dancing granddaughter, Crystal.: Mike indulging in a Gene Shalit-style soundbite: 'I guess you could say I'm hungry for more.'

He immediately.: 'Special effects are just tools. A means of telling a story. People have a tendency to confuse them as ends themselves. A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.' - George Lucas.

Plinkett: You said it brother!, you said that?!. Somewhat, when Plinkett wonders if Yoda escapes the Emperor's mind-clouting ability on Kashyyyk and is thinking 'It all makes sense now! Palpatine is behind it all!' .: ♪ ♪.: Pausing during the Baby's Day Out review to phone-order sex toys (using credit card), unaware that he has left the mic on. Accidentally cutting & pasting his AIM chat (in which he's ) into the episode title.: Plinkett lives in Atlantic City, and pronounces 'Joisey' in that way.

In his Star Wars: Episode III review, he also refers to the Cedar Lane Theater in Teaneck. This is, in fact, a real theater in Northern New Jersey. Palpatine tells Plinkett to stop jumping the shark, and Plinkett responses thus. 'Look bitch, I don't jump sharks. I fuck them for breakfast!'

.: One of their more effective ways of showing contradictions or any comparsions.: Jocelyn Ridgely seems to be their go-to actress for playing these characters. The entire Nadine arc was essentially this done to the Plinkett Reviews (with judicious use of at the end, of course), and in her brief appearance at the end of an episode of Half In The Bag, her character suggests replacing Plinkett's VCR with a DVD player, which would put Mike and Jay out of a job.: Employed sarcastically during the Prequel reviews, such as when Yoda tells Obi-Wan to talk to Qui-Gon's ghost (preceded by a ' the FUCK?!?!' From Plinkett.).: A list of various fictional protagonists, and lastly Kevin Bacon. Plinketts list of types of New Media includes 'the zoo'. Baby's Day Out as the modern-day take on: The slightly smarter crook who's in charge, the dumb one, and the guy from The Matrix. In a visual twist on this, when showing how a protagonist 'often gets the girl in the end as icing on the cake', he shows four clips of pairs kissing. Last of which is Charlie hugging Willy Wonka.

In his Cop Dog review he names a series of dog based children's film titles. One of these is. In the Episode III review, Plinkett mentions how a long, uncut entirely computer-generated shot is no longer impressive, since entire movies are made by computers without real actors these days. As examples, he shows,.: When 'George Lucas' visits the Chicago Comic Con to destroy all the copies of the, he tells one vendor that his name is 'Paul Superman' after seeing someone in a Superman costume walk.: Those directors who are exempted from his advice to follow the in films:, Gus Van Sant, Sam Peckinpah, and Jim Jarmusch.:.

'Oh, no! Somebody please make it stop! I'm gonna fuck my cat, then eat my cat, then kidnap a hooker and fuck the pain away!' .: Related to the trope below, he does this with names. Thus we have Boba Fett, Amidalun, Ewan McDonald, General Grievance, William Shakesman/Shatner, et cetera.

'But when it gets going the story starts to suck, like someone pulling a thread out of a sweater until the sweater eventually sucks.' Fuck everyone!' shows photo of Earth.: He jokingly calls Jango Fett 'Boba' in the Episode II review. Some viewers took the joke at face value and thought that he seriously couldn't see the difference.

Also Ewan McDonald instead of McGregor, and William Shakesman/Shatner/Shakespeare. Who can forget Senator 's hearings on?. In the Half in the Bag review of, the duo keep referring to Dr. Leopard as 'Zaat'.: Nadine's heartfelt speech at Plinkett's bedside.

' Bury them under the floorboards, Harry. No one has to know. It'll be our little secret.' .: Whenever Plinkett's come up out of nowhere in the middle of a detailed analysis.: Recipe for Disaster.

Who exactly was that woman that talked throughout the whole video?. She's from the older gorilla videos.: His descriptions of how his wives, girlfriends, prostitutes and Koreans came to their untimely ends is hilarious in its terror.: Many of RedLetterMedia's early shorts. While some of their newer stuff is a bit better backed by the bank, it is still pretty bare-bones.: In his review for Avatar, Plinkett says that, in real life, the tribal cultures that the Na'vi portrayed could be every bit as screwed up as the modern ones. Over a picture of Rick McCallum: 'Fuck you, Rick Berman! Ya ruin this, too?! STOP RUINING- wait.

That ain't Rick Berman. beat What is it with Ricks?' .: The First Contact guy, who points out how ridiculous Movie Picard and Padme's plans are.: in Plinkett's Episode III trailer, where Palpatine shows a 108 page rebuttal he wrote to the TPM review. His opening lines explain how Plinkett is a stupidpants because he didn't like the prequels, and how the prequels were extremely complex 'like a very deep game of chess where both players don't know how to play chess.'

This is in direct response to an actual rebuttal that surfaced on the internet that was 108 pages long. The Plinkett character originated in a couple of short films, where he was portrayed by Rich Evans. Mike Stokasa, the main writer of those shorts, decided to use the character for the reviews, and performed the voice himself. Evans portrays the character in a full-length movie that came out well after the reviews started, but was produced earlier.

Unlike other examples of this trope, the two versions of Plinkett are not in canon with each other, and it's possible that Evans will continue to portray the character in the future. The line between the two different Plinketts (described by Stoklasa as 'Plinkett A' and 'Plinkett B') was blurred in 'The Revenge of Nadine' short and the Half in the Bag series. In them, Plinkett (as played by Evans) is the same Plinkett that made the Star Wars reviews and became an internet sensation (and who was, of course, voiced by Stoklasa); essentially they seem to have become a kind of tag team; this was in a Half in the Bag intro which has Plinkett shouting 'I don't even know who I am anymore!!!'

At the top of his lungs. The teaser trailer for the review seems to establish the two Plinketts as two different people who just happen to be very similar to one another,.

This may be because of on the part of Evans!Plinkett, given his portrayal in Half in the Bag as docile and incredibly senile. The, an established, naturally refers to Evans!Plinkett as 'Fake Plinkett' and Stoklasa!Plinkett as 'the real Lord Plinkett', and at the end of the teaser, attacks 'Fake Plinkett' with Force lightning in an attempt to kill him.: A major problem he has with the Next Generation movies is that Picard acts like an angry, vengeful, action movie character rather than a diplomatic captain who uses violence as a last resort. Also, Plinkett points out how the Borg in First Contact randomly act like Frankenstein's monster. Plus Obi-Wan has random moments of being foolhardy and showing off in Episodes II and III. Also Palpatine using a lightsaber and everything Yoda does in the prequels. As far as Plinkett himself goes, doesn't anyone else think him saying that he really liked was weird? Twilight is about a 100-year-old guy who looks young for his age who stalks someone.: 'And the four-letter-word I'm thinking of is 'fuck'.

Naah I'm just kidding the word is 'crap'. Naah I'm just kidding the word is 'shit'. Naah I'm just kidding the word is 'poop'. Naah I'm just kidding the word is 'garbage'.

Naah I'm just kidding the word is 'tone'.' . Having a creepy hand—oh wait, we're done with that part, right?. Also the to in his review, which doubles as.:: ' Star Trek: First Contact is the 3967th worst film ever made.' .: In their review of Jack and Jill they make a very half-hearted one as they make the transition from the review proper to making their case that the movie is basically a scheme to pump the cash from an inflated movie budget into the pockets of Sandler and his friends. Though the first two notes they start to read from their lawyers are themselves libelous(and even in the third, Mike has to change the word 'cohorts' to 'associates' as he is reading statement.).: 'That'll be the next movie.

We'll call it Star Trek: Hiserection.' . 'We couldn't have a picture of on the cover. It'd be waaay too gay. We'd have to call it.

Huh huh huuh.' .: Mike, on Half in the Bag, has a perpetual five o'clock shadow. Contrast Jay, who can't seem to make up his mind whether he wants to be clean-shaven or wear a beard.: Plinkett's review of 'Revenge of the Sith' contains one of these in regards to Hayden Christensen, saying that Hayden himself is not a bad actor, just one handed bad lines.: Plinkett argues in the ROTS review that this kicks in for Darth Vader. Before the PT, Darth Vader was an iconic character and a symbol of the Empire, formerly a good man gone bad, but come TPM, he becomes Space Jesus and the most pivotal man in the Galaxy. Plinkett believes this is because Vader is a popular and iconic figure, his life is central to not only the story, but to the in-story universe as well, when it was not suggested in the OT. Plinkett also questions why in the world Padme would bother thanking R2-D2, 'a piece of equipment'. Why would the queen be ordered to clean a dirty droid?

If she's thanking inanimate objects, why not thank the spaceship. This, despite in previous films R2-D2 was treated as just another machine by Luke and others. Once again, R2-D2 is famous to the viewer, not to the characters in the original film.: 'I'm like Sinead O'Connor, and you're a picture of the Pope.'

.: Subverted. In the 'Half in the Bag' review of, Plinkett puts out a priceless vase on a flimsy stand while people are throwing bricks with notes responding to their review. The vase is never broken.: By the way, have you guys seen? It's amaaaazing. I said, it's amazing.

Check it out.! sound of cash register -oh, there it is. And there's his plug of the!.

('This review sponsored by Applebee's! Proudly serving shitty food and weak alcoholic drinks to fat middle-aged moms everywhere.' ' MOTHERFUCKER!' . This trope is frequently discussed and parodied in the Jack and Jill review. And, of course, Tostino's Pizza Rolls - which goes meta whenever a Pizza Rolls ad is played before or after a video. Yes, they actually went to the trouble of creating a fake website and 'promotional video' for the sake of a gag.: ' by Charlie Brown Beatz.

George Lucas' theme song appears to be 'We're in the Money.' .: On a 'Special Edition' Half In The Bag episode, Mike and Jay review a parody fake trailer, for a 'movie' called The Zookeeper, starring Kevin James.: If he was a kid on the Titanic, he's no less than 100 years old, especially if he remembers bits of it. This is also supported by his claims to have been in his forties back in 1950s, and to have had grandchildren in the 1960s. His lists his age at. His Baby's Day Out review say he's 119. In his Episode III review, a short (somewhat disturbing) childhood flashback is shown of his mother, which appears to take place sometime in the late 19th century.: Mike seems to have an affinity for -era swing music, like ' and '.' Let's go down to my and get you a Pizza Roll.

What is wrong with your FAAAAACE?!. The proper term for website/webpage is 'webzone.' . Did you read the script too?. The interrupting the review with 'a few questions!' . Plinkett saying 'analsis/anal-ize' (or 'analgy') followed by Spock making an intrigued face.

'Now I've analyzed this movie/scene with a team of scientists/engineers/perverts/from the Hair Club for Men/cheerleaders/dead people/two experts on the field of love, porn star Joslyn James and Tiger Woods/etc.' . 'Shut Up, I'm Talking!'

. 'I just said that!' ' Star Trek: Generations is being cheap like my wife.

That's why I killed her in that fake car accident- I mean-'.: In the Half in the Bag shorts, Mike and Jay often jokingly diss their own film, 'Feeding Frenzy,' as being a horrible flop movie.: One riled up Star Wars fan threatened to punch Stoklasa in the face if they ever met in real life.: Plinkett's ejaculate is powerful enough to do this.: Compared with the earlier TNG reviews, Stoklasa clearly makes an effort to begin the Phantom Menace review by piquing your interest and establishing his credentials as anything but an angry. The first ten minutes include an explanation of basic storytelling, familiar examples of other movies which use those techniques successfully, lists of (better) filmmakers who don't use them, and interviews with people which demonstrate the poor characterization in the Phantom Menace. Don't expect to find any nerd rage directed at poor Jar Jar. When asked in an interview why he didn't make fun of Jar-Jar in his TPM review, Stoklasa said that while Jar-Jar was a horrible character, he also had the most coherent story arc in TPM.: After Plinkett is hospitalized by Nadine, George Lucas himself arrives to unplug his respirator.: 'Now, I'm not an expert.'

.: Mike originally tried recording a review in his natural voice, but decided it was boring as hell. Hence the lampooning of his own age and crotchety views.: George Lucas at the end of Revenge of Nadine.: The love to ba'ku.: Mike does in a Half In the Bag review when mentioned that was meant to empower Women.: Baby's Day Out has a lesson all of us can relate to. 'If you live in a and want a picture of your baby in the paper, you better care about your baby too, or else he'll get kidnapped, crawl across a busy street, and a truck will drive over him.'

.: Towards the woman held captive in the Attack of the Clones review. He just needs someone to share his pain!.: He refers to the Neimoidians as the 'Shatnerians', a pun on the fact that their actual name sounds like Leonard Nimoy's surname.: Jay is usually depicted as this on Half in the Bag, in contrast to the senile Plinkett and the bizarrely fetishistic Mike (though both he and Mike are about equally misanthropic).: Palpatine, of all people.: Literally with a threat by Plinkett. Considering it's two women he's threatening to stuff in a fridge, it borders on.: Any time anyone is called upon to 'act' in Half In The Bag. The 'plot' and any 'effects' fall under this as well.: During the Episode II review at one point a levitating probe droid impossibly shows up in Plinkett’s basement. Don't forget the gorilla movie.: From Revenge of Nadine. 'If you didn't like the Star War prequels then you're.' .: The Plinkett reviews are often edited in such a way that Plinkett seems to interrupt himself.

Before finishing a sentence, the screen will switch and he'll break out with the next point he's making. It seems to be a massively efficient and time-saving maneuver, as there are plenty of ideas the viewer understands before Plinkett completes the entire thought. Creator Mike Stoklasa has also said he finds these sorts of 'jump cuts and hard edits' humorous.: In the 'Half in the Bag' reviews, nearly every time one of the guys throws something offscreen, we hear an unhappy cat. Only guys are allowed to do that!'

.: Sammy Grabowski.: Invoked; Plinkett often seems so genuinely uninterested in actually reviewing his movies, that sometimes he doesn't even care to finish words or to enunciate them whatsoever properly. This works perfectly with Mr. Plinkett's trademark sloppy style, as the sloppy style itself seems coordinated with brilliant craft. And again they show that even this in Half in the Bag's review of Transformers 3. One of the reviewers watched the first half of the movie and the other watched the second half of the movie out of protest of the bloated nature of the movie. They then compare notes about what happens in their respective halves of the movie and manage an effective criticism by showing the disconnects between the first and second halves of the movie. Implied in the Star Wars reviews.

See, for example, the mention of two Jedi Knights in the Phantom Menace or the difference between Gungas and Gungans.: Half in the Bags Mike and Jay hasn't had a VCR repair job in 15.: Mike in 'The United States of Noooooo!' Wakes up and says he had a bad dream about the ending of stumbling out of a contraption and screaming 'No', then invoked the Trope.: Stupid grandkids, stop leaving toys in his creepy basement™. And stay out of his creepy house™. 'I've behn keepin' a record of it here'n mah creepy notebook.' .: Pizza Rolls.

Supposedly it's about all he eats these days.: Note he cooks them in an oven, since he's too technologically backward to own a microwave.: While acknowledging many good filmmakers stray away from traditional structure, Plinkett argues that Lucas shouldn't have for the Star Wars prequels. Credits classic Star Wars characters for being memorable partly by fullfilling certain archetypes like the,.:: 'Palpatine' takes this position toward the Star Wars prequels.: After Plinkett before beginning his review of Revenge of the Sith, he says, 'Trust me, I'm a doctor.: In the Plinkett shorts and Half in the Bag Harry S. Plinkett (Sr.

And Jr.), Telekinetic Plinkett, Telekinetic Plinkett's brother, and Harriet Plinkett are all played by Rich Evans. Just say it out loud with an American accent.: His home recipe book, Eating Pussy. So long, kitty.turns on rotary saw.: With Plinkett's nigh-constant fits of insanity, it's impossible to take practically anything he says for granted. Apart from his opinions on films, which are invariably spot on.: Lampshaded and discussed in several reviews.: Go on, guess. Jay and Mike on Half in the Bag have their moments, too. We have a warrant for your arrest!' .: Plinkett has a starring role in RLM's film Feeding Frenzy, in which he's wearing a tacky jacket with an American flag emblazoned over it.

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The jacket frequently reappears in Half in the Bag.: Early episodes of Half in the Bag are contradictory about whether the show is set in Teaneck, New Jersey (setting of the Plinkett Reviews) or Milwaukee, Wisconsin ( home of Red Letter Media). About the same time that the 'two separate Plinketts' theory prevailed, so too did the show's setting in Milwaukee.